40 Stories of Sheer Adventure

Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?

McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.

Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne?  Rambo?  Marshall Dillon?

McClane: I was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?

McClane:Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

(Nothing Lasts Forever)